Breaking News: Rangers’ Bat Boy Uncovers Secret to Immortality!

In a bizarre twist of fate, the Texas Rangers’ bat boy has reportedly uncovered an ancient scroll hidden in the clubhouse that reveals the secret to immortality. While the authenticity of the scroll is being debated, the team is taking this discovery seriously. Players are considering how this newfound knowledge might affect their training and longevity in the sport. Fans are intrigued by the prospect of seeing their favorite players potentially defy age and continue their careers indefinitely.